Dancing with DeLay: Tom Wins Second Term
Hamilton had received just 19 points from show judges for that foxtrot, and Gray just 15 points for her waltz. But DeLay was awarded 20 points -- added to whatever votes you sent in -- for forever wrecking our ability to hear The Troggs's tune "Wild Thing" without thinking of his enormous derriere wiggling for the camera.
On the bright side, DeLay is stuck on the show another week while the producers think up ways to torture him with show-padding "other stuff."
On Wednesday night's results show, that involved "comic" - we use the term loosely - Adam Corolla pretending to be the coach for the guy dancers and giving them all a pep talk about how important it is a chick not win this edition of the dance competition series.
"Tom DeLay!" Corolla screeched at the former House Majority Leader, who looked fairly uncomfortable.
"I know what you're thinking! You don't have to practice as hard as everyone else! You don't have to work as hard as everyone else! Because you're a white middle-aged Republican and dancing comes natural to you people!"
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Together, we can change the world, one mind at a time.
Have a great day,
Tommy
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Together, we can change the world, one mind at a time.
Have a great day,
Tommy
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